Monday
“No Reservations” (6 p.m., Travel). Tony hits Nicaragua and feasts on pig organs. Yummy.
“Chuck” (8 p.m., NBC). Chuck gets curious about Casey’s top secret new job, and finds out he’s not the only one who can flash. Robin Givens guest-stars.
“The Bachelor” (8 p.m., ABC). Brad finally picks someone.
“The Chicago Code” (9 p.m. Fox). A rich guy’s son OD’s, so Jarek and Caleb have to track down the drug supplier.
Tuesday
NCAA Tournament (3:30 and 6 p.m., TruTV). New 68-team format, new network. These are the first two play-in games. Call them a March Madness sorbet.
“Glee” (8 p.m., Fox). The kids perform original songs and Kathy Griffin guest-stars.
“Lights Out” (10 p.m., FX). Patrick’s stab wound by his idiot brother gets little sympathy from Barry Word or Death Row Reynolds, who refuse to delay the fight.
“Roast of Donald Trump” (10:30 p.m., Comedy Central). The Oddly-Haired One gets the celebrity roast treatment. Word has it, Mike “The Situation” from “Jersey Shore” was almost booed offstage, his jokes were so lame. Wonder if they’ll just edit him out.
Wednesday
NCAA Tournament (3:30 and 6 p.m., TruTV). The other two play-in games.
“Survivor: Redemption Island” (8 p.m., CBS). Woo hoo, no more Russell! But his cult-like followers try to cause a rift at camp. Meanwhile, all of Rob’s schemings are working out perfectly. But for how long?
“Justified” (10 p.m., FX). Winona gets mixed up in a bank robbery, and Raylan has to save her and track down the robber. But man, it’ll be so much better than that sounds.
“Top Chef All-Stars” (10 p.m., Bravo). The four remaining chefs have to dive to catch their main course. Let’s hope the water pressure doesn’t make Richard’s head explode.
“Face Off” (10 p.m., Syfy). The final three special-effects artists create fairy-tale characters in the season finale.
Thursday
NCAA Tournament (games start at 9 a.m., CBS, TBS, TNT and TruTV). One of the greatest sports days of the year: The round of 64 starts and gives good children around the country 12 hours of almost nonstop college basketball. Tune in and root for a school you’ve never heard of.
The NBC comedy block is almost all back with new episodes: “Community” (8 p.m.), “Parks and Recreation” (9:30 p.m.) and “30 Rock” (10 p.m.). The plots don’t matter, they’ll all be hilarious.
“Wipeout” (8 p.m., ABC). “Spring Wipeout” begins. Oh ‘Wipeout,” how can we miss you if you never go away?
“Archer” (10 p.m., FX). Archer thinks he has breast cancer, so he tries to bond with the wee baby Seamus and jets off to Vegas.
“Jersey Shore” (10 p.m., MTV). Things get ugly between Snooki and Vinnie, Mike provokes Sammi and Ronnie, and Pauly and Vinnie try to hook up with Deena’s friend. Sounds awesome.
“Kathy Griffin: 50 and Not Pregnant” (9 p.m., Bravo). A new standup special that’ll be totally NSFW.
Friday
NCAA Tournament (starting at 9 a.m., CBS, TBS, TNT and TruTV). Another full day of basketball. Sweeeeet.
“Fringe” (9 p.m., Fox). Paula Malcomson (“Sons of Anarchy,” “Deadwood”) guests as a woman who can’t die. More interestingly, our world’s Lincoln Lee shows up, and Olivia is possessed by the soul of William Bell.
