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“No Reservations” (7 p.m., Travel Channel). What are they doing with this show? It seems to be on at a different time every week and it’s getting annoying. Tonight Tony’s in Prague eating . . . what? Dumplings and beer?

“Chuck” (8 p.m., NBC). Hottie Hannah (Kristin Kreuk) starts working with Chuck at Buy More, and Awesome has to lie to his wife to protect Chuck’s secret life. I’ve gotta say, I’m really liking this season. Glad it got renewed.

“Life Unexpected” (9 p.m., The CW). Sure it’s overly cute and weepy, but it somehow manages to pull it off without being sappy, kinda like “Party of Five” back in the day. Tonight Lux meets her new in-laws; wackiness and tears ensue.

“Damages” (10 p.m., FX). The third season has already sucked me in. Tonight, good-guy Joe Tobin has to choose between doing the right thing or protecting his family, while Ellen and Tom try to unravel Louis Tobin’s secrets.

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“How I Met Your Mother” (8 p.m., CBS). Barney challenges himself to sleep with seven women in seven days.

“The Bachelor” (8 p.m., ABC). Only because Jake takes the five (wow, there’s no one left to kick of en masse) remaining bachelorettes on a trip to San Francisco and the Napa Valley. Expect cheesy tourism-board shots, but I’m curious to see their dinner inside the Academy of Sciences (there’s a really good restaurant inside that I want to go to).

“Top Gear” (8 p.m., BBC America). Dammit, I missed last week’s episode where The Stig revealed his identity. (Or did he?) Tonight, Hammond drag races a Bugatti Veyron (no, it’s not dressed as a mouse) against a Formula 1 car in Abu Dhabi.

“Worst Cooks in America” (10 p.m., Food Network). The season finale, as the final two cooks (who technically are the best of the worst cooks) make a meal for the two grouchiest foodies alive: Jeffrey Steingarten and Alex Guarnaschelli.

“Men of a Certain Age” (10 p.m., TNT). Joe gets suckered into a golf scam and Owen gets fatter. How weird is it to see Andre Braugher — the imposing Detective Pembleton! — play a doughy, spineless sad sack?

“Kell on Earth” (10 p.m., Bravo). Series premiere. Kelly Cutrone, the no-nonsense PR maven who gained fame being Lauren and Whitney’s boss on “The Hills,” gets her own show. I don’t know about this. It’s fun watching her smack around entitled bubblehead blondes, but if it’s just her bossing around random people and organizing fashion events, it sounds kinda boring.

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“Bank of Hollywood” (8 p.m., E). It’s like “Shark Tank” (or “Dragon’s Den”) for the stupid.