Uh oh, looks like Ali is so upset over Facebook’s latest redesign that she wants to go back to boring pilot Jake.

(For those who haven’t been paying attention, Marina Girl Ali, a sales rep at Facebook in San Francisco, chose career over “love” (or a love-like facsimile known as “TV fame”) by quitting “The Bachelor” last week after her employer threatened to fire her if she didn’t get back to work. And there were tears and ponderous moments and boo hoo hoo.)

But as we saw in last week’s previews (yes, I saw it, and I’m ashamed), she’s not done yet, placing a desperate phone call to Bachelor Jake as he’s off cavorting in the Caribbean with the three remaining bachelorettes. Here’s a look at the not-at-all manipulated, edited and set-up-by-producers action:

Here’s how I imagine it going behind the scenes:

Producer: “Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Ali, do you miss Jake? Oh look, here’s his phone number! How did that get there? Hey, you should totally call him! He was soooo into you. Do you think you totally blew it? Omigod, I’d be so totally depressed if I was you, you must be so strong! I’ll bet he totally wants to talk to you. Here, have some wine!”

Ali: (Sniffle and face scrunch.)

Catch the rest Monday at 8 p.m. on ABC.

Man, what would it be like to work with someone like Ali, who you’ve learned waaaaay too much about through a reality show? Some things you just don’t want to know about your co-workers, you know?. Every day when you looked across the cubicle, would you squint your eyes, slowly shake your head and sneer, “Wow. Reeeally?” (No, that’s probably just me.)