Watch it

“How I Met Your Mother” (8 p.m., CBS). Barney tries to convince Robin to become a U.S. citizen (how could Canad lose Robin Sparkle?!?) and Kenny Rogers narrates as Lily crashes Ted and Marshall’s toad trip.

“Gossip Girl” (9 p.m., The CW). We finally meet Vanessa’s mom (it’s Gina Torres) and Blair schemes for the honor of delivering the prestigious freshman toast. Um, my college didn’t have that.

Record it

“Madventures” (8 p.m., Travel Channel). The guys search for clues of cannibalism in New Guinea. Mmmm, tastes like chicken . . .

Catch a score

NLCS: Dodgers at Phillies (5 p.m., TBS). Game 4 from Philadelphia.

Broncos at Chargers (5:30 p.m., ESPN). Are the Broncos for real? This should be a tough division test.

Skip it

“Trauma” (9 p.m., NBC). There’s an explosion at a Chinese restaurant. I knew those dumplings were over-stuffed.