Watch it

Monday Night Football: Packers vs. Vikings (5:30 p.m., ESPN). It’s revenge time, Brett Favre vs. the Packers. The game later in the season in Green Bay should be more fun — more boos, more bitterness.

“How I Met Your Mother” (8 p.m., CBS). I’m gradually becoming a fan. Tonight Robin thinks Barney’s cheating on him because, well, he’s Barney.

“Gossip Girl” (9 p.m., The CW). Hilary Duff guest stars as Vanessa’s new roommate. Good lord, can one room handle that much annoying? Meanwhile, Tyra Banks plays an actress who befriends Serena. Back at high school (remember that?) Jenny begins her reign as queen bee. And oh year, Georgina’s off somewhere trying to ruin some lives.

Record it

“Durham County” (10 p.m., Ion). With only two episodes left in Season 1, it’s starting to get interesting. I’ve been kinda disappointed by the slow pace ever since the terrific first episode. Tonight, Ray tries to frame Mike for the teacher’s murder. Mike’s gonna have a lot of explaining to do.

Skip it

“Trauma” (9 p.m., NBC). It’s embarrassingly bad. But pretty. If you watch it, just click “mute” and you’ll enjoy it more. And if you make up your own dialogue, it’ll probably be better than what’s on the air.

“Madventures” (11 p.m., Travel Channel). The guys go to the Philippines during Easter week and participate in a ritual crucifixion. God, that just sounds horrible. I’m Catholic and even I wouldn’t want to watch that.