Watch it

“It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown” (8 p.m., ABC). It’s the Easter classic, and possibly my favorite Charlie Brown special when I was a kid. Well, except for the one with motocross. That one was cool.

“Modern Family” (9 p.m., ABC). Cameron sticks his nose into his neighbor’s personal problems, and Claire agonizes over finding Phil a cool gadget for his birthday. Hint: When in doubt, go with a headlamp.

“Cougar Town” (9:30 p.m., ABC). Jules becomes buddies with Sara (guest star Sheryl Crow), and Jules’ awesome new bathroom becomes an object of neighborhood envy.

“In Plain Sight” (10 p.m., USA). Season premiere. My co-worker Lisa has been bugging me for months asking when this series will be back on the air. How’s tonight sound? The U.S. marshals are back with a new bunch of witnesses to be relocated. Donnie Wahlberg guest-stars as one of them. Meanwhile, Mary searches for her would-be killer.

Record it

“Human Target” (8 p.m., Fox). Chance searches for a missing doctor on a remote Alaskan island. Ehh, who am I kidding — I’ll record this, then it’ll sit there unwatched for a couple of weeks until I delete it to free up more space.

“The Inbetweeners” (9:30 p.m., BBC America). This new episode about the guys stressed over exams aired last night, but if you missed it, here’s your chance.

“South Park” (10 p.m., Comedy Central). A medical marijuana dispensary opens on the site of Cartman’s favorite fried chicken restaurant, and he schemes to get it back.

“Ugly Americans” (10:30 p.m., Comedy Central). An orphaned demon stirs Callie’s maternal instincts, making her boobs shoot fire. Hey, what can I say, you’ve got to watch it to understand.

Skip it

“America’s Next Top Model” (8 p.m., The CW). It’s a vampire photo shoot. Call me crazy, but I’m not particularly turned on by women covered in blood.