Turn off your brain and step away from the tiger blood. Unless you're a winner.
Turn off your brain and watch some jumping sharks.
Turn off your brain and try to pick out a 'Top Chef' competitor who's actually likable this season. It's tougher than it sounds.
Get a sneak peek at "Glee" and "Treme," and find out which two annoying series are getting canceled (hint: "At the Movies" isn't one of them).
Turn off your brain and grab a seat.
Turn off your brain and grab the remote.
Keep you brain turned on as you try to digest last night's "Lost." Then watch these.
Turn off your brain and hang on to your remote.
What's a worse idea: Ignoring your sherpa's advice and continuing up Everest in your weakened condition or watching another season of "Real World"? At least one offers a relatively peaceful death. . . .
This week, it hasn't been what I've watched so much as it's been what I haven't watched.