“Chuck” (8 p.m., NBC). Oh, why not? I haven’t watched in a while, but “HIMYM” is a rerun, so I’ll give it another shot. Tonight, Sarah teams up with Chuck’s mom (Linda Hamilton) to take down Volkoff (Timothy Dalton).
“Gossip Girl” (9 p.m., The CW). Damn, I just can’t quit this. Tonight, Bart Bass’ old business partner returns to town with his hot daughter, and Chuck and Serena team up against Lily. Meanwhile, dimwit Nate realizes that bunking with his ex-con father wasn’t such a great idea.
“The Bachelor” (8 p.m., ABC). Crazy Michelle gets a black eye, but claims to not know how. Did she punch herself? Now that’d be worth seeing.
“The Cape” (9 p.m., NBC). Not that it’s a terrible show, but I’m disappointed in how quickly I forgot this was even still on. Doesn’t bode well.
“Being Human” (9 p.m., Syfy). This is pretty terrible. It’s got a boring cast, clunky writing and it brings nothing new to the table.
“Skins” (10 p.m., MTV). And this too turned out to be a dull copy of the original, lacking any of the charm and envelope-pushing of the UK version. One big problem: It’s too clean. The spotless Canadian settings and actors who look like they popped out of an American Apparel catalog lack any sense of grittiness.