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Bears vs. Vikings (5:30 p.m., ESPN). Remember the days when men were men and football was played outdoors, in snowstorms, on the frozen tundra? That’s tonight in Minnesota, where the game will be played outside on a frozen field. The forecast calls for snow and a high of 25 degrees. That alone makes it a game worth watching.

“Men of a Certain Age” (10 p.m., TNT). Joe tries to date two women at once, and Owen tries to get his father to stop undermining him at work.

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“The Closer” (9 p.m., TNT). A Christmas Eve murder throws everyone’s holiday plans into a tizzy. Part 1 of 2.

UPDATE: “Perfect Couples” (10 p.m., NBC). A late addition to the lineup — NBC is previewing this new romantic comedy. Looks very mehh (read a review here).

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“Million Dollar Money Drop” (8 p.m., Fox). Series premiere. The latest incarnation of the stupidest game show you’ve ever seen. The fact that it’s debuting during the least-watched TV week of the year should tell you something.