Watch it

Packers vs. Bears (5 p.m., ESPN). This is a matchup that should always be played in snow, but I’ll take it anyway.

“How I Met Your Mother” (8 p.m., CBS). The gang helps Barney’s mom move, and uncover some shocking secrets from his past. Which I’m sure will be funnier than the subplot that has Robin setting up Ted with a blind date.

“Top Gear” (8:30 p.m., BBC America). Season premiere. James drives a Toyota SUV up a volcano in Iceland, Jeremy test drives a sweet new Bentley, and the gang christens a brand-new Reasonably Priced Car for stars to race in.

“House Hunters International” (10:30 p.m., HGTV). A Brit looks for a vacation home in Cape Verde. Come on, how often are you ever going to see a TV show filmed in Cape Verde? Can you even find Cape Verde on a map?

“The Daily Show” (11 p.m., Comedy Central). Bill O’Reilly is the guest. Should get interesting.

“The Colbert Report” (11:30 p.m., Comedy Central). Ken Burns is the guest, talking about his upcoming “Baseball” sequel.

Record it

“Chuck” (8 p.m., NBC). Chuck and Sarah go on a mission to Miami. And hopefully we learn more about Chuck’s bad-ass mom (Linda Hamilton).

“Lone Star” (9 p.m., Fox). Bob gets his dad to help him with his wind farm scheme. Viewer beware: This show is already close to be canceled, so don’t get too attached. Read more here.

“The Event” (9 p.m., NBC). Mysterious stuff happens. (Actually I still haven’t seen last week’s premiere, so the promo for this week all sounds like gobbeldygook to me.)

“Gossip Girl” (9 p.m., The CW). Blair tries to get into an exclusive club at Columbia (wait, wasn’t that last year’s plot line?), Serena uses the last 3 brain cells in her head to realize Juliet is up to no good, and Rufus takes action to disprove Dan’s the baby daddy.

“Hawaii Five-O” (10 p.m., CBS). Come for the scenery and action, stay for the Scott Caan.

Skip it

“Dancing With the Stars” (8 p.m., ABC). With The Hoff gone, can The Situation be next?