“Being Human” (9 p.m., BBC America). Russell finds out Lucy was behind the vampire massacre, and Annie decides it’s time to pass on.
“Broken Lizard: Stands Up” (midnight., Comedy Central). A new performance from the comedy troupe who brought you “Super Troopers” and “Beer Fest.”
“My Boys” (10 p.m-1:30 a.m, TBS). Get current with PJ and the gang with a Season 4 marathon, all leading up to Sunday’s finale.
“The League” (11 p.m.-5 a.m., FX). Speaking of marathons, catch Season 1 of this hilariously twisted fantasy football sitcom before Season 2 premieres next week. It’s a lot like “My Boys,” only way more profane and dirty.
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Giants vs. Padres (1 p.m., Fox). The good news: The G-men could claim sole possession of first place. The bad news: You might have might have to listen to Tim McCarver and Joe Buck.
Stanford vs. UCLA (7:30 p.m., ESPN). Both teams’ Pac-10 opener, and Stanford’s first big test if they want to be considered serious contenders for the conference crown. Should be a lot of offense in this one.
Pretty much anything 9/11 related. Sure, take a moment to remember the tragedy and all those who died, but I just can’t understand (or bear watching) reliving it minute-by-minute all over again.