“No Reservations” (7 p.m., Travel). A look back at the skinny, chain-smoking punk that used to be Tony Bourdain. Actually, it’s an edited version of the documentary “Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire,” which profiled him.
“Johnny Cash in San Quentin” (9 p.m., CMT). A 1969 special with the Man in Black singing his biggest songs at The Q.
“Warren the Ape” (10:30 p.m., MTV). I haven’t watched in a while, but why not revisit it? Tonight Warren starts his own rehab group after he gets kicked out of AA.
“Shark Attack Survival Guide” (9 p.m., Discovery). Shark Week continues. I’ll share my surefire guide: Don’t swim in the ocean.
“The Closer” (9 p.m., TNT). Provenza finds a dead body in his new special lady friend’s apartment. That could spoil the mood.
“Top Gear” (9 p.m., BBC America). It’s the U.S. premiere of Season 5. Which is just another way of saying it’s an old episode that never got aired here. To give you some perspective, they’re on Season 14, and tonight a Spice Girl is the guest driver. Still, cool cars . . . .
“The Bachelorette” (8 p.m., ABC). Two hours of filler, followed by the only two minutes that give the show its purpose. Tonight Ali introduces Roberto and Chris to her parents and then has to make the big decision. Or does she? There are murmurings that she’ll end up picking neither.
“The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose” (10 p.m., ABC). Good lord, MORE filler.
“Money Hungry” (9 p.m., VH1). Series premiere. Another weight-loss series. Only in this one, contestants stand to lose $10,000 of their own money. So does that make them the stupidest reality-show contestants yet?
“Scream Queen” (10 p.m., VH1). Season premiere. 10 actresses compete for a spot in “Saw 3D.” Let’s see, qualifications: Must be willing to go topless and scream really loud.
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