Watch it

“Wipeout” (8 p.m., ABC). Splat. And more splat.

“Deadliest Catch” (9 p.m., Discovery). The fleet learns of Phil’s death in the season finale. If you missed last week’s episode, it’ll air before this, at 8 p.m. It’s well worth seeing.

“Covert Affairs” (10 p.m., USA). My pick as best new series of the summer. Tonight Annie tries to crack a cell of IRA operatives.

“Louie” (11 p.m., FX). Louie hits the South. This is currently the most obscenely hilarious thing on TV. Check it out if you’re not easily offended.

Record it

“White Collar” (9 p.m., USA). Neal goes undercover to catch a corrupt politician.

“Warehouse 13” (9 p.m., Syfy). An artifact messes with time/space and only the inventor of TV can help save the day. Um, yeah, I don’t get it either.

“Deadliest Catch: Captain Phil Tribute” (10 p.m., Discovery). One final tribute.

“Chopped” (10 p.m.m Food Network). Redemption time. Former runners-up return to compete again. Ingredients include cookies, fish and jelly beans.

“Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List” (10 p.m., Bravo). Kathy gets a public pap smear. Um . . . .

“If You Really Knew Me” (11 p.m. MTV). Series premiere. A new documentary series where high school kids dispense with their popular personas and show off a side of themselves that no one else knew about. Tonight they’re in the Delta, at Oakley High, where a star athlete takes a stand against racism on the football team. Wow, an MTV reality show that doesn’t sound like a piece of crap. Of course it’s buried at 11 p.m.

Catch a score

Giants vs. Dodgers (7 p.m., CSN-BA). Beat LA!

Skip it

“Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels” (9 p.m., A&E). It’s the 100th episode. Holy crap, how did that happen?!?

“KISSteria” (10 p.m., A&E). You could watch KISS on tour in Australia. If this was 1980. And you were 9 years old.

“Rescue Me” (10 p.m., FX). I’ve heard each episode so far has been better than the previous one, but I’m still staying away.