Huh, no new “Burn Notice” tonight. That’s weak.
“Wipeout” (8 p.m., ABC). Splat. Heh heh heh.
“Futurama” (10 p.m., Comedy Central). Bender gets caught in the middle of the robot-human marriage debate.
“River Monsters” (9 p.m., Discovery). Investigating a mysterious evil fish spirit in the Congo River. Great, like there aren’t enough things that will kill you in the Congo.
“Boston Med” (10 p.m., ABC). An inside look at a neurosurgeon preparing for risky surgery, an ER nurse and the hazards of dating on the job.
LeBron James’ Big Decision (6 p.m., ESPN). Let me get this straight: A multigazillionaire athlete is sucking up an hour of prime TV time to announce which team he’s going to allow to throw gazillions more at him? And then he’ll speak to the masses through a handpicked interviewer? This is an embarrassment for sports “journalism.” Do this instead: At 6:30 or so (maybe even 7, if they draw it out), go online for a minute and see who he signed with. Say “Huh, wonder if he can win a title with them.” Then go about your life.
“Big Brother 12” (8 p.m., CBS). Do people still watch this?