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“Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains” (8 p.m., CBS). The bloated two-hour season finale. It’s down to the final five; who’ll emerge as the sole survivor? I’m thinking Sandra or Jerri. But Russell will make the final two.

“Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains Reunion” (10 p.m., CBS). The winner is revealed.

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“The Simpsons” (8 p.m., Fox). Sideshow Bob is back to terrorize Bart! Or is he . . . .?

“Celebrity Apprentice” (9 p.m., CBS). It’s Part 1 (yet still two hours) of the two-part season finale. Joan Rivers returns to help weed out the finalists.

“Masterpiece Mystery” (9 p.m., PBS). More “Foyle’s War”; tonight’s about a local man sentenced to death for being a Nazi collaborator.

“The Pacific” (9 p.m., HBO). The series finale, as Leckie and Sledge finally go home and try to find a job that doesn’t involve machine-gunning people.

“Breaking Bad” (10 p.m., AMC). Skyler has a bright idea to help pay for Hank’s massive hospital bill. And Walt and Gus get back on good terms. Though I’m thinking that may be short-lived.

“Treme” (10:10 p.m., HBO). Um, more music and outrage and stuff.

Athletic endeavors of the day

Stanley Cup playoffs: Sharks vs. Blackhawks (noon, NBC). The Sharks are in the Western Conference finals for just the second time ever; can they break their historic playoff jinx and finally get to the Stanley Cup finals?

Bay to Breakers (7 p.m., KRON). A recap of this morning’s race across San Francisco. Minus the naked people and the drunk people peeing in doorways.

Tour of California (2 p.m., Versus). Live, the first stage from Nevada City to Sacramento. There’ll also be a recap show at 10 p.m.

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“Desperate Housewives” (9 p.m., ABC). An eco-terrorist blows someone up in the season finale. Wow, how is this show still on? It lost its mojo almost as fast as “Heroes.”

“Chefs vs. City” (9 p.m., Food Network). Tonight they’re in Phoenix. Um, I’ve been to Phoenix, and there isn’t much there, cuisine-wise. Duff Goldman of “Ace of Cakes” guests, for some reason.