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“Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains” (8 p.m., CBS). This is starting out as the best season in years. Tonight both teams go searching for the hidden immunity idol, and the villains get fed up with Russell and Coach. Man, how sweet will it be when they finally catch on to Russell’s act and give him the boot?

“The Office” (9 p.m., NBC). Jam (Jim & Pam) have their baby. The way this season has gone, I’m not expecting much. Plus, it’s an hourlong episode, which is probably a half-hour too long.

“Burn Notice” (10 p.m., USA). The season finale has Michael on the run and facing imminent death from . . . well, just about everyone. Expect lots of gunplay and explosions. I’m going to miss this show over the next few months.

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“Parks and Recreation” (8:30 p.m., NBC). Ron wins a Woman of the Year award, and Tom invests in a local nightclub. There’s no way either of those can be unfunny.

“Archer” (10 p.m., FX). Archer and Lana try to steal a diamond from their spy rivals. You know, even though they’re not the stars, Cheryl (Judy Greer) and Cyril (Chris Parnell) steal the show. God, they’re funny. And incredibly sick.

“The Marriage Ref” (10 p.m., NBC). The official premiere of the reality game show that has celebrities weighing in on marital disputes. A preview aired Sunday, and it’s dumb but fun. Tonight’s celeb panelists are Jerry Seinfeld, Tina Fey and Eva Longoria.

Ahhh, memories

NBA’s Greatest Games: 2007 Mavs vs. Warriors (8 p.m., NBA TV). Here’s one for you long-suffering Warriors fans: Relive the glory day with a replay of the classic Game 4 in Oakland, which saw Baron Davis go bananas and the home crowd go even more bananas.

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“Kitchen Nightmares” (9 p.m., Fox). Gordon Ramsay terrorizes a restaurant in Manhattan Beach. It’s awful. I’d say watch the “Kitchen Nightmares” episodes on BBC America instead, but they’ve started airing his American version too. If you can find the original British ones, check those out instead, they’re soooo much better. It’s really a whole different show.