June 30th, 2009 03:51pm
Jeff Goldblum, on Jeff Goldblum’s death
by TV
So you heard the rumor last week that Jeff Goldblum was dead? It’s totally true. Stephen Colbert and Australian TV said so. They wouldn’t lie. And Goldblum himself even came on Monday night’s “Colbert Report” and gave himself a heartfelt, touching eulogy.
Poor Jeff Goldblum, he’ll be missed. Maybe USA will run a “Tenspeed and Brown Shoe” memorial marathon.
As a kid, Mike Murphy wanted to jump cars and shoot dynamite arrows like on “The Dukes of Hazzard.” Now that he’s a grown-up, he’d be satisfied with running “The Amazing Race.” Click on over for the musings, rants and occasional bits of useful news from a certified TV addict. E-mail your TV questions to mike[dot]murphy[at]pressdemocrat.com.
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